稳赚不赔的买卖

???直???，???问???“???记???好???了???吗???”???的???声???音???也???很???轻???柔???悦???耳???—???—???他???是???好???老???师???，???不???会???被???“???私???事???”???影???响???上???课???的???状???态???。

    ?????????她???心???虚???地???别???开???眼???，???没???有???回???答???简???酖???的???询???问???，???而???是???听???着???周???遭???学???生???们???稀???疏???的???应???答???声???，???在???课???本???上???用???画???的???方???式???写???下???“???简???酖???”???两???个???字???。

    ?????????课???间???的???时???候???，???学???生???们???会???涌???到???讲???台???边???上???问???简???酖???问???题???，???毛???米???极???少???g???这???样???的???事???，???她???学???什???么???都???要???慢???上???半???拍???，???现???在???板???书???都???没???抄???完???，???刚???打???算???开???口???跟???同???桌???借???，???同???桌???就???先???用???胳???膊???肘???顶???了???顶???她???的???肚???子???。

    ?????????“???我???也???没???抄???完???呢???，???你???去???把PPT???翻???一???下???吧???？???”

    ?????????同???桌???的???位???置???靠???窗???，???自???己???则???是???走???道???这???一???边???，???毛???米???含???糊???着???答???应???，???怀???揣???着???颤???抖???的???心???靠???近???讲???台???。

    ?????????她???刚???从???学???生???间???挤???过???去???，???手???指???将???将???够???到???了???鼠???标???，???一???双???明???显???更???为???修???长???的???、???大???人???的???手???就???盖???了???过???来???。

    ?????????温???暖???g???燥???的???触???感???却???让???毛???米???触???电???了???一???般???，???她???连???忙???收???回???手???，???而???对???面???的???男???人???像???是???什???么???事???都???没???发???生???似???的???，???瞥???了???她???一???眼???后???淡???淡???问???道???：???“???要???翻???到???哪???里???？???”

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