四、12.不吐不快：翻译参考

.沙林杰的着名，《麦田捕手》。其中一段短文，特别想分享给你各位──向各位保证：绝对值得各位专心听讲。那好，麻烦各位耐下X子──短文如下：」

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    之二

    「‘Ikeeppicturingallthelittlekidspyingsomegameinthisbigfieldofrye.Thousandsoflittlekids.Nobody''''''''saround-nobodybig,exceptme.AndI''''''''mstandingontheedgeofsomecrazycliff.WhatcouldIhavetodo,Ihavetocatcheverylittlekidiftheystarttoruntowardthecliff—ifthey''''''''rerunningandtheydon''''''''tlookwherethey''''''''regoing,Ihavetoeoutandcatchthem.That''''''''sallIdoallday.I''''''''djustbethecatcherintherye.Iknowthatsoundscrazy,butthat''''''''stheonlythingIwillhavetobe.’」

    翻译二

    「我一直在想像，所有小朋友在一座大麦田里玩耍。好几千个小孩。没人在看──没大人，就我。然後，我就站在扯到爆的悬崖边。该怎办？我就得接住每个小朋友，要是他们跑起来，冲向悬崖──要是他们顾着乱跑，都不看跑去哪，我就得跳出来，接住他们。整天这样Ga0就饱。我就负责当麦田捕手。我知道听起来扯到爆，但就只有这件事，我得去做。」

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    之三

    「Letmetellyou,mypeerandrespectfulseniormembers,hretfulIam,rightohavetoattendthispointlessmeeting;notbecauseIhavetopythelittlegamewithyouweaklings,orbecauseIhavetositinthismeetingroom,discussingsomeinsignifitissuesover‘theschool’sprestige’ortheso-called‘measurestothecurrentPRcrises’andWASTEMYTIME—Oh-oh—

    翻译三

    「我来跟你讲，各位同仁以及尊敬的长辈同事，我很後悔；此时、此刻，被要求得出席这场毫无意义的会